I stole this from my friends Sue's blog! THANKS SUE!!

MEMO TO:
All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About My Pets
The live here. You don't.
If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it furniture.
I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
To you, its an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and doesn't speak clearly.